Mail in da house

Speaking of tacky and unrefined; our letterbox. It is hideous, unpractical, and fugly.
Really.
We even got one of those flyers from the postman stipulating all the things amiss with the thing.
Why would anyone in their right mind a) buy one b) put their name on the front broadcasting to the world who's property it is.
As soon as there are sales, we're buying a new one.