Being wheeled out

This story is just so full of fail.

Here's the gist:
-man in wheelchair tries to rob night shop at knife point (is that even possible? Does the shop have wheelchair access? Can the man even see you sitting there from behind the counter?)
-shop attendant not impressed and pushes guy in wheelchair out the door (He could also just have slashed the tires...)
-wannabe robber pulls out some mace, sprays, but the wind prohibits mace from hitting shop attendant (Doh!)
-police drive by
-wannabe robber claims he just unarmed the robber (That must be the lamest excuse ever someone in a wheelchair comes up with on the spot)

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