The subs of of one of the national newspapers are on a summer break and monkeys are filling in for them once more.
These gems were in the paper's online edition last Sunday:
First up is National News.
It reads "19 people dead in traffic accident in Egypt."
Second one from Wednesday's edition in Foreign News:
It reads: "Magnetic field of Sun about to turn."
You can't get any more foreign than that.
What happened to the Science News section by the way?