Mouser is still exploring the new house in every possible way. I have to open doors which are normally shut now to keep the heat in the rooms. Yesterday evening kitteh got access to the spare rooms, used a slatted frame as make-shift stairs (which I had put upright against the wall) and proceeded to climb up some cupboards. Then it did the whole Basement/Ceiling Cat thing.
Tonight, Basement Cat is watching over you.
Your soul will make its way to Basement Cat.
or, alternatively, my favourite so far:
Basement Cat has infiltrated heaven.