What has happened on the blog this past year? A quick round up:
-Meh, still no visitors from
Not even now we have our own non-emission polar base.
Looks like I was wrong, no sex crazed scientists on the cold continent looking for a little heat on teh intertubes.
-I saw a lot of traffic about the
-Folks want someone to
-I expect the fashion police had a very busy winter. There was infinite interest in
-My blog entry on
Some strangely disturbing search terms found their way to my little ramblings:
-italian +cheese+worms+health risk+once eaten+name+type of worm
Mrs B: I suspect someone had some lovely cheese and crackers and then took a good look at the food and realized it had probably passed its sell by date by a couple of years. And then was worried if there were any health risks involved.
-license to crennelate
Mrs B: Someone looking over the law before they submit their over the top planning permission?
-balls-up maritime expression
Mrs B: Some creative writer/journalist wanting some novel description of the Iran/UK sailor incident?
-do weasel balls float?
Mrs B: I don't know and I'm not going to try.
-hamster lost circulation
Mrs B: I hope you have fixed its wheel by now or taken the rodent to see a vet.
-it will all make sense in the end
Mrs B: Will it really? How very comforting to know someone is reading all the bullcrap I'm typing up. There's hope for mankind yet.
-And a heartwarming: 'The enchanted world of Mrs B'
Mrs B: How very sweet.
-And of course I did get a lot of traffic for people looking for porn. Because that's just what the web is for, right? Sorry to disappoint some of you, but my entry on 'Hooters' really was about owls.