Cat stroking competition

I think I look fat in this picture. Just came from the outdoors. The cold makes my fur puff up, a lot like human goose pimples but with extra isolation. Those silly Homo sapiens only have those silly looking hairs here and there. What's the bleedin' point of those? The only plus side I can find is the not coughing up hairballs part of the whole shebang. The picture was made by Mrs B yesterday. Dr. Livingstone was stroking me at the time, hence the dreamy glazed look.