Caption Competition

These spring to mind:

"Sorry, I didn't have time to shave this morning"

"Well he did ask if I wanted something extra for the weekend"

"This is not what I had in mind when I asked for a parting in the middle"

"Global squeeze puts old-time skill of sheep-shaving back in demand"

Poor thing has been running around like that for two days now. I think my neighbour has gone completely bonkers.
How goofy must you be to shear a sheep like that? I bet he's got not a clue in the world how to wrestle one to the ground and shave it the proper way.

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